1 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:08,830 Abigail Baker? 2 00:00:08,930 --> 00:00:09,930 Here. 3 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,210 Georgie Cooper? 4 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:13,330 Here. Sheldon Cooper? 5 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:17,370 Georgie, where's your brother? 6 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:19,070 I don't know. 7 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:21,750 Good enough for me. Melissa Dixon? 8 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:35,730 Since I no longer had a college class with Dr. Sturgis to stoke my 9 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:41,550 fire, I needed to find someone else who was up to the task of being my mentor. A 10 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:45,290 great mind, a once -in -a -generation thinker. 11 00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:49,050 Fortunately, my schedule was wide open. 12 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:09,020 Yesterday I moved the mountains. I bet I could be your hero. 13 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,300 I am a mighty little man. 14 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,960 I am a mighty little man. 15 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,920 Pastor Jeff, I just need your signature. 16 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,280 Oh, sorry. 17 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:25,940 I didn't realize you had a gift. 18 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,980 It's quite all right. You remember Robin? 19 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:31,220 Of course. Of course. It's so nice to see you again. You too. 20 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:32,420 Well, I don't want to interrupt. 21 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,940 Actually, I was just fixing to head out. 22 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,320 Already? Yeah. 23 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,920 Discharged my firearm in a muskrat yesterday. 24 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,300 A lot of paperwork. 25 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,680 See you soon? 26 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:43,820 Yes, you will. 27 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:45,800 Bye, Mrs. Cooper. 28 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Bye. 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,020 That seems to be going well. 30 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:53,320 It's going really well. I like her so much. 31 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,480 Why do you sound sad about it? 32 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:59,430 Well... This is hard for me to say out loud. 33 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:08,289 But when I'm around her, I find myself having... No. 34 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,310 I don't know. 35 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:13,450 I have thoughts. 36 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:17,630 Oh, but you're the pastor. You can't act on those. 37 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,170 Hence my sadness. 38 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:20,930 What are you going to do? 39 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,270 I'm not sure. 40 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:25,430 I can't engage in a physical relationship outside of holy matrimony. 41 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:28,820 Right? Right. 42 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,100 Right. 43 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:40,680 Solution is a homogeneous mixture consisting of a solute and a solvent. 44 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:43,800 The solute is the substance that is being dissolved. 45 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,040 A squared plus B squared equals... 46 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:06,200 And Pastor Jeff asked me to hold him accountable so he doesn't succumb to 47 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,200 temptation. 48 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,720 How the heck you do that? 49 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I'm not sure. 50 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,280 Probably have to give him the stink eye every so often. 51 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,560 Pastor's been married before. Is it really that big a deal? 52 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,759 Yes, George. 53 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:23,740 It states very clearly in the Bible, among you there must not be even a hint 54 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:26,240 sexual immorality. 55 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,740 That book is a bummer sometimes. 56 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:31,080 It's no joke. He could lose his job. 57 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:34,730 I guess I just don't get it. Maybe because you only go to church when 58 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:35,388 bake sale. 59 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:36,369 That's not nice. 60 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:37,029 It's true. 61 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,030 Doesn't make it nice. 62 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,450 Everything all right with Sheldon? 63 00:03:53,810 --> 00:03:54,930 How much time you got? 64 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,850 Why? Hasn't been a PE since Monday. 65 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,290 Really? 66 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,630 He's here. I drove him. 67 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:03,390 You check the places they like to stuff them? 68 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,270 Lockers, trash cans, those bags we put the footballs in? 69 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:08,850 Nothing. 70 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,450 Top of the flagpole? Nope. 71 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,709 Hey, Hubert, was Sheldon in class today? 72 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:18,250 No, haven't seen him all week. 73 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,050 Weren't you going to say anything? 74 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:21,570 Didn't want to jinx it. 75 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:27,190 So he hasn't been in any of your classes? 76 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:28,530 Not at all. 77 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:32,070 But I bring him here, I take him home. He's got to be somewhere in the 78 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:36,570 I might have seen him in the library, but at this point, I sometimes think I 79 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,630 him when I'm alone in my house. 80 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:40,190 Like that creepy Chucky doll in the movie? 81 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:41,950 Exactly! 82 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:47,710 Hey, Tam! 83 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,490 I can't find Sheldon. Do you know where he is? 84 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:52,470 I promised not to say. 85 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:54,010 Tam? 86 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:55,290 Lucky for you, I'm weak. 87 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,170 Are you kidding me? 88 00:04:58,590 --> 00:04:59,630 I knew Tim was weak. 89 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,470 What do you think you're doing? 90 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:05,590 Exploring the impact of the French invasion on Imperial Russian society. 91 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:08,970 Well, get out of here. You're going back to class. 92 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,190 No, I'm not. 93 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:15,150 Excuse me? I don't learn anything in class, but in here I've taught myself 94 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:19,450 applications of gravitational lensing, Faraday's law of magnetic induction, and 95 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:20,450 how to whistle. 96 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:23,310 Well, Sam came out yesterday. 97 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,820 You can't spend your day in a broom closet. 98 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:30,080 It's no longer a broom closet. It's now a citadel of higher learning. 99 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:43,300 Which one says, Robin, I like you, but also says, God is watching. 100 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,379 Be cool. 101 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,380 The blue one. 102 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,200 Mary, your husband's on the line. 103 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:49,700 Excuse me. 104 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:50,740 Yeah, blue. 105 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:51,900 Definitely blue. 106 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:55,270 Although... Everything okay? 107 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:58,750 Sheldon locked himself in a broom closet and he's refusing to go to class. 108 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:00,690 What's he doing in the closet? 109 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,490 Apparently learning about Russia. 110 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:04,590 Well, what do you want me to do? 111 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:08,330 I want you to handle it. You're right there. Why can't you handle it? Because 112 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:09,330 I'm at work. 113 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:10,550 So am I. 114 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:11,690 You know what I mean. 115 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:15,570 That you have a real job and I don't? Mary, I have football practice in ten 116 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:18,250 minutes and I don't have time to deal with this. 117 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:20,390 Well, you're going to have to because I'm busy. 118 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,060 Tell him, Pitcher. 119 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,260 The bolo tattoo thanks you, right? 120 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,520 Knew it. 121 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,500 Hope you're happy. Your mother and I are fighting now. 122 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:38,820 There's a closet. 123 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,980 My son made a citadel. 124 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,220 Never mind. 125 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,420 Sheldon, go to your room. What? 126 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,080 He just got a read in there. 127 00:06:51,530 --> 00:06:53,510 I'd take away Professor Proton. Stay out of this. 128 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,210 No more Professor Proton. 129 00:06:57,490 --> 00:06:59,510 Ma, that's how you do it. 130 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:03,370 I can't believe you didn't make him go to class. You told me to handle it. I 131 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:04,850 handled it. That one's on you. 132 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:07,770 You didn't handle it. You didn't do anything. 133 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:10,290 I had to get to practice, and I made a decision. 134 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:13,310 He was in the building, he was safe, and he was learning. 135 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,710 He is never going to improve his social skills if he's sitting all alone. He has 136 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:18,710 to be around people. 137 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,790 Sounds like you know what he needs. Go fix it. 138 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,040 Because I have to do everything, right? 139 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,580 Ooh, someone's sleeping on the couch tonight. 140 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:26,860 Get out of here. 141 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,740 Well, maybe Sal is just acting out because he doesn't have his college 142 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:32,740 go to anymore. 143 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,840 I could ask John's professor friend. Maybe he'd let him sit in on the class. 144 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,060 And you are just bringing this up now? 145 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,800 I wish I said something earlier, but I was enjoying the fight. 146 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,500 Hello? Hi, Dr. Linkletter. It's Connie Tucker. 147 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,200 Connie. To what do I owe the pleasure? 148 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,500 I need a favor. 149 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,600 Of course, anything. 150 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:59,740 Should we discuss it over dinner? I'll take a rain check on that. 151 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:06,340 I was hoping that my grandson could join in your physics class until John is, 152 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:08,000 uh, back. 153 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:09,340 From the mental hospital? 154 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:13,320 Yes. The one he never told you he'd been in before? 155 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,340 Yes. A curious ethical choice on his part, if you ask me. Can he take the 156 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:20,099 or not? 157 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,100 Of course. 158 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,520 Although, I never taught a child before. 159 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,180 Is he potty trained? 160 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,220 What are you doing? 161 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,240 Watching last week's Professor Proton in my mind. 162 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:37,880 Moonpie! 163 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:39,799 Good news! 164 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:43,200 You can start going to your college class again. 165 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:44,660 Dr. Sturgis is back? 166 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,190 No, but his friend, Dr. 167 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:49,750 Linkletter, is going to let you come and take his class. 168 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:51,570 But I take Dr. Sturges' class. 169 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:54,550 I know, but that's not an option right now, and Dr. 170 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:57,730 Linkletter's been nice enough to let you sit in on his. 171 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,190 But I like the way that Dr. Sturges teaches. 172 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:03,950 Well, you might like the way that Dr. Linkletter teaches even better. 173 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,210 Is it lecture -based? 174 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:06,389 I don't know. 175 00:09:06,390 --> 00:09:08,030 What's his interpretation of quantum mechanics? 176 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,309 I couldn't say. 177 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:13,110 Where'd he get his doctorate? From the University of Shut Up and Say Thank You. 178 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,900 Thank you. 179 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,200 I thought you were going to take out the garbage. 180 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:26,180 I'm sorry. That was only the impression you did everything around here. 181 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:28,480 You really want to start this again? 182 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,880 I contribute plenty, and it wouldn't kill you to show a little appreciation. 183 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:38,800 I'll be sure to do that. As soon as I finish the laundry, the dishes, the 184 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,320 vacuuming, the grocery shopping, and helping Missy with her homework. 185 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:44,810 You like how my job pays for all the bills, right? 186 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,230 Stop acting like you're the only one with a job. 187 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,250 Mom, Pastor Jeff's on the phone. 188 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,730 I have to take this. Of course you do. 189 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:54,350 Hi, Pastor Jeff. 190 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:57,550 Everything okay? 191 00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:58,910 I'm in trouble. 192 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:03,810 Robin just got here. She looks nice and she smells even nicer. 193 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:05,270 Come on now. 194 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:08,050 Nothing smells better than eternal salvation. 195 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:12,070 I know. But we put so much thought into my clothes, we didn't even think about 196 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,110 what she'd be wearing. 197 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,170 Why? What's she wearing? 198 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:18,330 Georgia, you hang up that phone right now. 199 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:25,830 I just can't wait. 200 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:30,050 When I step in, I'm doing it wrong. And when I don't step in, she yells at me. 201 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,470 I hear you. 202 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,310 So Darlene does the same thing with you? 203 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,230 No. But I'd hate it if she did. That sounds awful. 204 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,350 So what do you two fight about? 205 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:40,850 You know, normal stuff. 206 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:42,870 Who loves the other one more? 207 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:44,950 Whose turn it is for a foot rub? 208 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:49,790 Oh, the other day, we did argue about which way the toilet paper should hang. 209 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,449 Who won? 210 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,450 I don't remember. 211 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,690 We just ended up making love on the bathroom floor. 212 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,090 Thank you, Wayne. This has been real helpful. 213 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:02,350 When was the last time you took Mary out on a date? 214 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:05,490 I couldn't even tell you. 215 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:07,710 That poor woman. 216 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:12,970 Hey! you're supposed to be on my side I'd like to be but you're not giving me 217 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:13,970 much to work with 218 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,260 Smells like you had a good time. 219 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,360 How'd you like to go out for dinner on Friday? Just you and me. 220 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,220 Why? 221 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,640 Because you're my wife. 222 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,620 I was your wife last Friday and we didn't go to dinner. 223 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,080 Mary, I'm asking you on a date. 224 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,120 Okay. 225 00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,700 Is that a yes? 226 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,180 Sure. 227 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,060 All right, then. 228 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,850 If you did something stupid, I'm going to find out. 229 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,730 Same room, different teacher. 230 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:19,270 Same night, different time. 231 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,690 This is a real roller coaster. 232 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:22,889 Yes, wow. 233 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:27,530 Connie, so nice to see you. Nice to see you too, Sheldon. This is Dr. 234 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:30,730 Linkletter. Hello. I've heard so much about you. 235 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,450 Apparently not how I feel about shaking hands. 236 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,800 And on that fun note, I'll leave you to it. Are you sure you wouldn't like to 237 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,619 stay for the lecture? 238 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,680 Bad idea. 239 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,180 I'm told I snow her. 240 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,440 Darling, I'll be out in the hall if you need me. 241 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,380 Just a warning. 242 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,300 Today's lecture is rather advanced. 243 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,640 Don't worry. If you get confused, I'll be right here in the front row. 244 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,220 This is nice, eh? 245 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,600 Yes. 246 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,120 Lemon in the water. 247 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:20,620 It's weird to look at a menu and not have to wonder what Sheldon won't eat. 248 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:25,140 It got easier when he printed that card from a wallet. 249 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,640 Still don't know where he got that laminated. 250 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:33,180 Well, it's just the two of us. We don't have to talk about the kids. 251 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,240 You're right. 252 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:45,510 You don't think Georgie and Missy are doing anything stupid, do you? 253 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:50,370 If Mom notices in the house, she'll lose her mind. 254 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,630 I know. Mom does not like demons. 255 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,010 So how does it work? 256 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:57,930 You put your fingertips on it like this, and you ask it questions. 257 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:01,970 Then the spirits from beyond will move around the board and answer them. 258 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,690 Whoa. Let's try it. 259 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,530 Okay. 260 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,580 Pastor Jeff talks about these in Sunday school. 261 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,100 He called them things of a knobby board. 262 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,640 I'll get it. 263 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,840 Hello? 264 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,580 It's Pastor Jeff. What do I do? 265 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Say what he wants. 266 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880 What do you want? 267 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,760 Um, is your mom home? 268 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,560 No, she went out with my dad. It's just me and Georgie. Oh, okay. 269 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,660 Well, I hope you two are behaving yourselves. 270 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,520 We aren't. We're just watching TV. 271 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,780 Okay, bye. 272 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,920 I just want to go past her. 273 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,000 So? So I'm going to hell. 274 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,340 No, you're not. 275 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,440 Yes, I am. 276 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,320 Sex for you. 277 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:07,520 So then we're able to take the ends of the strings and connect them to a ten 278 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,520 -dimensional membrane. 279 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,340 Yes, show them. 280 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:14,230 Dr. Sturgis taught us that if you leave the strings open, it allows far more 281 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,990 possibilities. We don't believe you need open strings anymore. That's an older 282 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:18,990 model of thinking. 283 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:24,390 Now... Yes, Sheldon. Just because something is older doesn't mean that 284 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,390 still good. 285 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:28,990 Original Star Trek is older than Next Generation, but if you think that Mr. 286 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:32,410 is better than Mr. Spock, you don't know what you're talking about. I don't know 287 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,410 what you're talking about. 288 00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:43,010 Sorry you're not having a good time. 289 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,650 No, I am. 290 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,430 This is lovely. 291 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,130 But can I ask, what prompted it? 292 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:58,130 Well, Wayne and I were discussing marriage, and he was going on about how 293 00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,130 he is. 294 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,210 I just wanted to try to work on ours. 295 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,450 That's really sweet, George. 296 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,610 So they go on dinner dates like this? 297 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,110 They do all kinds of stuff. 298 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,260 Line dancing and movie night. 299 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,000 You wouldn't believe what they got up to in their bathroom. 300 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,460 Where did they find the time? 301 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,660 Well, they don't have any kids. 302 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,840 Son of a bitch. They don't have kids. 303 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,300 That's why they're happy. 304 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,520 George. It's true. 305 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,100 You and I used to be way more fun. 306 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,020 That may be so, but you can't blame the children. 307 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,660 Oh, I can and I am. 308 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:38,280 Don't get me wrong. They're great. I love them. But you got to admit to this. 309 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,880 They do not make our lives easy. 310 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,480 Suppose there's a challenging aspect to them. 311 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,820 There you go. 312 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,360 Feels good to say it out loud, right? 313 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,260 Maybe a little. 314 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,840 Think about how clean the house would be if it was just us. 315 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,680 Oh, my. 316 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,880 So, what did they do in the bathroom? 317 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:15,089 Not until you're dead. 318 00:17:16,609 --> 00:17:18,050 You smell really nice. 319 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,190 Thank you. 320 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:21,990 It's soap. 321 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,770 I love soap. 322 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,450 I'll get it. 323 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:37,710 Hello? I lied to you. I wasn't watching TV. I was playing with the Ouija board. 324 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,049 Who is this? 325 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,690 Missy Cooper, and I'm going to hell. 326 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,600 Missy, you're not going to go to hell. 327 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,780 Yes, I am. God knows what I did. 328 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,600 He sees everything. 329 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160 You're right. 330 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,900 God does see everything. 331 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,100 But he also just saw you be a good Christian and tell the truth. 332 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,320 So I promise, your soul is safe. 333 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,100 You're sure? 334 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,640 I'm sure. If you're lying, you're going to hell too. 335 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:06,900 I'm sure. 336 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280 Thank you. 337 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,480 You take care now. 338 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,340 The Lord just sent me a message. 339 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,100 Really? I'm sorry. 340 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,560 I can't be in a physical relationship outside of marriage. 341 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,120 Okay. 342 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,120 I respect that. 343 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,099 Thank you. 344 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,380 So when are we getting married? 345 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:41,840 Uh... We don't need open strings. We just connect them to a D -Brain. 346 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:45,380 You're... theories can't recreate the known symmetries of the real world. 347 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,780 Everything okay in here? 348 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:50,440 More than okay. We're having a spirited debate on super string theory. 349 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,640 Very spirited. 350 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,860 Are you ready to go home? Yes. 351 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,800 Unless Dr. Lincoln... He's ready. 352 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,820 Well, I guess we'll see you next week. 353 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,220 Sounds good. 354 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,140 No wonder Sturgis went crazy.